he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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