He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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