it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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