My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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