I just saw a hot homeless man
Your dad touched me again.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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