I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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