Porn is love you can see.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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