and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
It's official drugs can't kill me
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I think a kid would responsible me up
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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