i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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