He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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