goodnight i made you a song goodbye
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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