I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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