Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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