I'm drive I can fine osifer
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
