all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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