I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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