My balls are so social today.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
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just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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