if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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