Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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