he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
