your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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