dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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