Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
