Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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