Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
it's like iHOP with fire
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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