do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
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go home
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
You dont lie about slip and slides
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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