I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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