JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Randomize
