Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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