Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i want to swaddle you in tequila
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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