Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Randomize
