I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
is this the sara with the beer cane?
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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