hell yes lets make some ravioli
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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