Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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