Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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