I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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