You just made me feel so damn special
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
