her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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