Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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