playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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