She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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