I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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