I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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