went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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