how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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