and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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