Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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