remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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