No, drunk sperm still make babies.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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