do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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