I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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